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spacejam2005:

nothing was the same




girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍





walmarts:

macklemortal kombat

walmarts:

macklemortal kombat


shopjeen:

HIIIII!!! 😘😘😘😘

shopjeen:

HIIIII!!! 😘😘😘😘


cosmo tip #600 

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die


" When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable


chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM


lampsarepeopletoo:

didnt expect to laugh but i did


wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A


Got a bit of… toothpaste.